Last night I learned that 2 of my roommates enjoy licking people when they are unaware they are being licked. It was a surprisingly long conversation for such a topic. Strategy was discussed. Licking people in swimming pools is advantageous, not only because they are wet and are less likely to notice, but because chlorine kills germs. Having one or more friends join in the licking of an unlikely victim can be fun, so I've heard. Licking elbows, also a good time.
I do not plan on ever joining in on this sort of "fun".
Really? Licking? In a swimming pool?
ReplyDeleteWTF? (Way Too Fun)
we will eventually win over to this side, Brook. life is better with a little licking added in. you will see, in time.
ReplyDeleteLike, licking strangers? Isn't that possibly some sort of a crime? At any rate, it's kind of gross.
ReplyDeleteWhile the idea of secret licking grosses me out, I imagine the conversation where this info was revealed was hilarious. Have you shared your disgust for saliva and snot? Just thought the roomies should know...
ReplyDeleteIt was a hilarious conversation, RT, because 2 people were justifying the action of licking people!!! The conversation continued last night with the comment, that sometimes people deserve to be licked.
ReplyDeleteThough licking in swimming pools is looked more favorably upon because of the chlorine content and killing germs, I wonder if the dioxins in chlorine they are licking in make up for it. Maybe you should let them know that licking in swimming pools may be a risk for cancer. Germs you can get rid of, cancer is harder. I advise your roommates to find something better to lick. A lollipop, perhaps. Just a thought. (I'm joking on the chlorine thing, you know...I have no formal evidence of such statements).I do agree, wholeheartedly, that some people probably do just deserve to be licked.
ReplyDeleteThank you for making me miss you more. I'm sorry the topic of licking people had to do that for me.