A haiku excuse for not blogging

Sniffling, sneezing
My nose running all the time
Can't wait for the freeze

I may be 31, but I've still got it!

For those of you that haven't heard, I got asked out on a date. That's right, a date. He was unshaven (in an unhygenic sort of way), drunk, and after some quick math, 49. I'm pretty sure we'd take the Startran bus to our nice dinner. I just love serving coffee at Scooter's!

Things I didn't want to own until I became a home owner

I have new consumer desires that were never a problem before I became a home owner, but now, there is weird stuff I want to own, such as:
1. a shovel
2. new windows
3. a really good vacuum
4. a weed wacker
5. a hose with no holes in it
6. a shop vac
7. a tree limb trimmer
8. a caulking gun
9. a garden hoe
10. a good quality 20 foot extension cord