For those of you that haven't heard, I got asked out on a date. That's right, a date. He was unshaven (in an unhygenic sort of way), drunk, and after some quick math, 49. I'm pretty sure we'd take the Startran bus to our nice dinner. I just love serving coffee at Scooter's!
girl, i always knew you had it!
ReplyDeleteAny description of a man containing "unhygenic" and "drunk" cannot be good.
ReplyDeleteThat's why guys are always reluctant to ask out women. Just because we're, dirty, drunk in the middle of the day, and have no wheels, you pre-judge us without a second thought... Who can take that kind of rejection? I give him points for being brave (or oblivious) enough to make a move even with all that going against him. ;-)
ReplyDeleteOh, my gosh, Scott, do you think you think I made the wrong choice?
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